The Big Book of Senior Moments by Bennett Melville

Author:Bennett Melville
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2015-10-05T16:00:00+00:00

“I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.”

—Betty White

A Thought on Health

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

“Dying is the last thing I want to do.”

—Anonymous

“None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.”

—Henry David Thoreau

Take Your Time

“I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners [seniors]. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.”

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